By Laura Behrens
2:03 AM. (Yes I said AM) Big bang!!! Child #4 runs upstairs yelling “the back door is open”! The storm blew the door open and scared the crap out of us. The girls didn’t budge. Will be installing louder smoke alarms tomorrow.
3:15 AM. How is everyone else sleeping and my heart is still racing!!! All I hear is snoring and the occasional fart. Jerks!!
4:56 AM. Child #4 is up….. I repeat, child 4 is up.
5:45 AM. Early breakfast starts.
6:18 AM. Can’t keep eyes………
6:19 AM. Spill.#1. Child #2
8:53 AM. 29 days…. 29 DAYS. How have we been in for 29 days. I am.starting to go crazy!!!
9:39 AM. If one more person posts a math fact on Facebook!!!!! I already feel like my brain is mush and you people go and put math facts on there!! I don’t care if Sally had 6 eggs!! Clearly Sally is a clutz because she drops 2. I need ALL those six eggs Sally!!!
9:57 AM. Had to call Hulu. I got the pleasure of speaking to BOB. Bob sounded like he was from India and the background noise sounded as if they were not practicing proper social distancing. Bob fixed my issues and wished me a “Good enough afternoon”.
1:28 PM. Spill #2 Child #1
3:46 PM. Done with our e-learning
3:50 PM. Kids get dressed to go outside.
4:03 PM. Kids go outside
4:08 PM. Kids come back inside
4:09 PM. Apparently getting a few days of nice weather had made my children wussies because its “too cold”. They got their pajamas back on…. that they have been in all day.
4:12 PM. Spill #3 Child #3
5:43 PM. Child #3 announces after dinner that she is “ripe” and getting in the shower.
5:51 PM. There are quite a few popping noises coming from the shower. I hear Child #3 make another announcement…. “whoa, that dinner was hot!!! Hot toots coming through”!!! Nope…. not gonna acknowledge.
6:23 PM. Just to round it out, Spill.#4 Child #3….. again
6:55 PM. Everyone showered, lotioned, hair buttered and ready for bed.
Night!!
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