By Laura Behrens
8:38 AM. I stayed up way too late watching my shows. The kids are going to run me over today. I feel it.
9:20 AM. Child #1 is becoming rainman. All I hear is “34 + 21 is 55… 4 + 12 is 16….” for like 30 min. I politely tell her to KNOCK OFF THE MATH FACTS. Things you never think you will ever say to your kids.
10:25. AM. The makeup is out again!! Now they have suckered Aude into it!! Lord help me. The dress-up dresses are out. The playroom is trashed.
11:15 AM. Child #3 is standing next to me spinning. SPINNING. I don’t know why. Just spinning. I might puke.
1:30 PM. Go to get snack ready… because we just finished lunch and they are hungry again…. and there seems to be no cookies left.
1:35 PM. The interrogations begin. Ask Child#1 where the cookies went. “I don’t know”. Ask Child #2, “I don’t know”. Child #3, “I don’t know”. Child #4, “I don’t know”. Apparently we have a 7th child named “I don’t know” that is a complete jerk and steals cookies.
2:50 PM. THE MATH. THE MATH WON’T STOP.
3:15 PM to 5:45 PM. See video. There was no way to document the madness other than video.
7:02 PM. Child #3 makes an announcement right before bed: “Everyone, I would not go in the bathroom for about 10 min. Things got bad in there. Took 3 flushes”.
I’m done.
Good night all!
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