By Laura Behrens
THIRTY FRIEKING DAYS!!!!!
8:46 AM. TODAY IS THE DAY I SHOWER
8:50 AM. Child #3 in Meltdown mode over a waffle. A WAFFLE.
9:15 AM. E-learning. Got their worksheets going. Everyone quiet and rolling along.
9:49 AM. I am going to shower.
9:55 AM. Child #4 quits school. Now, the 8 year old drop out wants to play a game.
10:40 AM. Monopoly going strong. Why does this game last for 5 hours! Seriously. I feel my competitive side start to fade. I begin landing on hotel properties on purpose. Child #4 gets very excited as this just feeds his competitive side. As he is collecting money from me, he tells me that he is going to move to Chicago because that is where the rich people with mansions live. He is going to buy said mansion. I told him that’s fine, but he has to save a room for Mom’s and take care of us. His answer “NO!! That is the grills (girls) job”!! What have I raised!?!? Child #3 proceeds to walk over, hug me and say “I got you Mom”. I’ll take that all day long!
2:15 PM. Monopoly and E-learning done. I am going to shower.
2:16 PM. Feel my hair, and I can’t take it anymore.
2:20 PM. Kim is cutting my hair. Lord Jesus, please make sure every hair cuts the right way, and no arteries get nicked… accidentally on purpose…. we are starting to get on each others nerves being stuck this long together… maybe Kim cutting my hair cut is a bad idea….
2:45 PM. Well…. its cut. I am still here!! I am afraid to look and its too late now anyway. I am going to shower!!!!
3:15 PM. I SHOWERED!!! Hair cut, legs shaved! I think I lost 10 pounds in hair overall!
4:30 PM. Prepping dinner (porkchops) and Child #1 says “I am so excited for this chicken tonight”! Seriously. I am going to get out 1 of every meat and e-learning tomorrow is going to be meat training!!
6:50 PM. Kids get an extra 10 min of TV!! Lol!!
Good night!!
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